prince william divorces kate middleton after 5 weeks, prince william divorce, prince william and kate divorce, prince william divorces, prince william kate middleton divorce:

What if Prince William Kate Middleton divorce? Barely a month after marrying 29-year-old Kate Middleton in a real wedding ceremony, seen by an estimated 2 million people worldwide, Prince William said on Tuesday that he and Middleton were divorced and that all the marriage was "a tremendous mistake in every possible way."

"I really do not know what he thought we are a terrible game, I do not want and never, and to be honest, I never had any interest in marrying in the first place," said the now released from Prince William to a body press British dead-silent. "People thought that our marriage was a sort of fairy tale, but I assure you it was all a sham ceremony that was awful hands. I'm relieved it's over, frankly. And I'm glad you never have to see that horrible woman again. "Prince William told the assembled reporters: "Well, see you all later," he smiled and went back into Buckingham Palace.

Source: http://www.theonion.com/